i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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