Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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