Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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