Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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