Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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