Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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