Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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