why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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