my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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