I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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