I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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