so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Who died my cat blue again?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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