1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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