god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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