brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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