I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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