Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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