Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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