I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I love having hate sex.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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