haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she told me i tasted like america
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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