No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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