is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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