There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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