wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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