I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
