i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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