Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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