I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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