Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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