Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The air was thick with penises
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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