Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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