But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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