If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
