Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Im part way to drunk.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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