Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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