Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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