I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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