He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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