Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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