just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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