i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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