I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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