Sry I called you an 8
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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