my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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