Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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