My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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