Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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