VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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