just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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