What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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