Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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