Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
how drunk are you?
Several
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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