can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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