you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
