who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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