Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize