Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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